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Postby Tyler » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:41 am

SleepyChimera wrote:
But I also feel like this is relevant too:
:dumbtim:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
Poor Tim doesn't even post here anymore to defend himself.
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Postby DannyFanny » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:27 pm

Tyler wrote:Source of the post :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
Poor Tim doesn't even post here anymore to defend himself.



probably because we ridicule him.
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Postby cwilkins88 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:22 pm

DannyFanny wrote:
Tyler wrote:Source of the post :clap:
Poor Tim doesn't even post here anymore to defend himself.



probably because we ridicule him.

But deservedly

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Postby Donomoto » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:39 am

Here's a dump of a lot of the riddles that have passed around here:

  1. I have 3 feet, but no arms or legs. What am I?
  2. I only exist when you are here. Where you never were, I can never be. What am I?
  3. I am a protector who sits on a bridge. One person can see through me, while others wonder what I hide. What am I?
  4. I hold two people together, but only touch one. What am I?
  5. You cannot keep me, until you have given me. What am I?
  6. There was a building with 100 floors. A short man lived on the very top floor, the 100th floor. On sunny days, he would ride the elevator up to the 70th floor, then climb the stairs up the rest of the way. On rainy days, he would ride the elevator straight to his apartment, the 100th floor. Why?
  7. When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
  8. A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
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Postby SleepyChimera » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:03 am

My Guesses:

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Postby Tyler » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:18 am

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Postby Tyler » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:27 am

I read Sleepy's answer for #1 and thought she meant a parking meter. I was so confused. Danny's answer makes sense.

Danny, great answer for #3. That HAS to be it.
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Postby Donomoto » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:14 am

SleepyChimera wrote:Source of the post
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One of these day's we'll live in a system that makes a lick of sense and I won't confuse my german grandparents when I say "It's pretty cold out today.
It's only 15 degrees"...
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Postby DannyFanny » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:41 am

Donomoto wrote:Source of the post
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One of these day's we'll live in a system that makes a lick of sense and I won't confuse my german grandparents when I say "It's pretty cold out today.
It's only 15 degrees"...



Not in my 'Merica
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Postby Travis » Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:43 pm

What has more? Days of the year or bones in the human body ?
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Re: Jokes of today , funny thing of today.

Postby Tyler » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:09 pm

365 days in a year. Pretty sure bones in body is under 300, actually closer to 200.
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Jokes of today , funny thing of today.

Postby Travis » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:16 pm

Tyler wrote:Source of the post 365 days in a year. Pretty sure bones in body is under 300, actually closer to 200.

270 bones at birth, total decreases to 206 by adulthood after some bones fused together
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Jokes of today , funny thing of today.

Postby Travis » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:22 pm

Cross out any unused letters to leave a meaningful sentenc: aamneyaunniunsgefdullestetnetresnce
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Jokes of today , funny thing of today.

Postby Travis » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:26 pm

Which word is the odd one out: football,polo,badminton,baseball,golf,tennis,cricket,billiards,rugby?
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Re: RE: Jokes of today , funny thing of today.

Postby Tyler » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:58 pm

Travis wrote:Cross out any unused letters to leave a meaningful sentenc: aamneyaunniunsgefdullestetnetresnce
A meaningful sentence.
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Postby Tyler » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:59 pm

Travis wrote:Which word is the odd one out: football,polo,badminton,baseball,golf,tennis,cricket,billiards,rugby?
Badmitton uses a shuttle cock, not a ball
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Postby cwilkins88 » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:14 pm

Tyler wrote:
Travis wrote:Which word is the odd one out: football,polo,badminton,baseball,golf,tennis,cricket,billiards,rugby?
cock


Heh

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