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Postby cwilkins88 » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:22 pm

Most of my funny kid stories have been around the bidet. My kids LOVE using it, but are super embarrassed about it.

Cora and Sophie are on the same poo schedule, and Sophie was clearly waiting for Cora to go yesterday. As soon as Cora walked into the bathroom, Sophie was like "Oh, I guess i have to use Mom and Dads!" and just full-sprinted into there.

"You are just going in there to use the di-day (they say it wrong)" - Cora
"No I'm not!!!!" - Sophie
"But it's okay if you are" - Cora
***5 Minutes later*

"How was the bidet" - Janelle

And then just the most ridiculous embarrassed smirk and she just ran out of the room.
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Postby Tyler » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:57 pm

Lolz. That is hilarious. The mind games they are playing on each other to use it but not admit to it.
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Postby Huss Buss » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:49 pm

cwilkins88 wrote:Source of the post Most of my funny kid stories have been around the bidet. My kids LOVE using it, but are super embarrassed about it.

Cora and Sophie are on the same poo schedule, and Sophie was clearly waiting for Cora to go yesterday. As soon as Cora walked into the bathroom, Sophie was like "Oh, I guess i have to use Mom and Dads!" and just full-sprinted into there.

"You are just going in there to use the di-day (they say it wrong)" - Cora
"No I'm not!!!!" - Sophie
"But it's okay if you are" - Cora
***5 Minutes later*

"How was the bidet" - Janelle

And then just the most ridiculous embarrassed smirk and she just ran out of the room.

cwilkins88 wrote:Source of the post Most of my funny kid stories have been around the bidet. My kids LOVE using it, but are super embarrassed about it.

Cora and Sophie are on the same poo schedule, and Sophie was clearly waiting for Cora to go yesterday. As soon as Cora walked into the bathroom, Sophie was like "Oh, I guess i have to use Mom and Dads!" and just full-sprinted into there.

"You are just going in there to use the di-day (they say it wrong)" - Cora
"No I'm not!!!!" - Sophie
"But it's okay if you are" - Cora
***5 Minutes later*

"How was the bidet" - Janelle

And then just the most ridiculous embarrassed smirk and she just ran out of the room.


hahaha. good stuff
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Postby wags83 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:09 am

We have these cheddar puff snacks that JJ likes and I also enjoy them. So we were hanging yesterday and I would give him one to eat then I would throw one in the air and catch it in my mouth. He thought it was hilarious, but unfortunately it lead to him just throwing them on the floor. The dog enjoyed that part.
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Postby Tyler » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:43 am

Huss Buss wrote:Source of the post hahaha. good stuff

How. Just how do you do a double quote of the same post?

wags83 wrote:Source of the post We have these cheddar puff snacks that JJ likes and I also enjoy them. So we were hanging yesterday and I would give him one to eat then I would throw one in the air and catch it in my mouth. He thought it was hilarious, but unfortunately it lead to him just throwing them on the floor. The dog enjoyed that part.

You are the worst influence on kids that I have ever seen
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Postby Huss Buss » Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:21 pm

Tyler wrote:
Huss Buss wrote:Source of the post hahaha. good stuff

How. Just how do you do a double quote of the same post?

wags83 wrote:Source of the post We have these cheddar puff snacks that JJ likes and I also enjoy them. So we were hanging yesterday and I would give him one to eat then I would throw one in the air and catch it in my mouth. He thought it was hilarious, but unfortunately it lead to him just throwing them on the floor. The dog enjoyed that part.

You are the worst influence on kids that I have ever seen


witch craft.

I'm not sure how that happen but I left it anyways.
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Postby Tyler » Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:39 pm

Evie: I have a new customer at school
Me: do you mean classmate?
Evie: yes
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Postby wags83 » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:28 pm

This is how you find out your daughter is the class drug dealer....
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Postby Tyler » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:29 pm

Why is it always the public bathroom?

Evie: will you push hard on my stomach to help push the poop out?
Me: what?
Evie: I push on my tummy at school when I poop.
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Postby Tyler » Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:43 pm

Last night.
"Dad!! Dad!!!!"
Go into Evie's room
"Why aren't my dreams here yet?!"
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Postby Tyler » Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:28 pm

The setup:
I picked Evie up in Jocelyn's car today from daycare. Very rare.
My car's tint has a scratch on the back window by Evie
I drive a tiny Jetta. Jocelyn has a small SUV

Evie: You fixed your window!
Me: What?
Evie: Your window doesn't have a line
Me: Who's car do you think this is?
Evie: I dont know. We need to stop so I can get out and look
Me: Do you not know if this is mom's car or mine?
Evie: Why is my car seat from mom's car in here?
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Postby wags83 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:58 am

Lol, that's funny that she notices that
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Postby bmyoungs » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:11 pm

Lolz that's a great one

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Postby wags83 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:09 pm

Was back in Sheldon over the weekend for Thanksgiving. My parents have one of those big yoga/exercise balls at their house and JJ (16 months old) was playing with it. His cousin (2.5 years old) saw him playing with it and decided she wanted to play with it. My brother-in-law (her dad) said "You have to take turns" to which she replied "Ok JJ, my turn first" and tried to take the ball. Then JJ bit her hand. It was funny because both kids were in the wrong for what they did.
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Postby Tyler » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:43 pm

Lol. Must have learned biting from mommy or daddy. Does JJ have an history of biting?
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Postby wags83 » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:32 am

Tyler wrote:Source of the post Lol. Must have learned biting from mommy or daddy. Does JJ have an history of biting?

That's the thing, he's never bitten before. He has gotten bit at daycare a couple times, but not for a while. Kinda out of nowhere, hope it doesn't become a thing.
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Postby Tyler » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:24 pm

Evie comes out of her bedroom after being tucked in
"Dad, can I wear lipstick in bed?"
No
"Oh, I already did on accident"
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Postby wags83 » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:56 am

Lol, better to ask forgiveness than permission?

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