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Postby Tyler » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:25 pm

We have no idea. She turns into a crazy kid around her uncle
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Postby wags83 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:16 am

LOL! Wtf Evie?
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Postby bmyoungs » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:22 pm

Marshall told the dentist that santa is missing today.

He also yelled trick or treat a lot when the pizza guy came tonight.

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Postby Tyler » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:26 pm

bmyoungs wrote:Marshall told the dentist that santa is missing today.

He also yelled trick or treat a lot when the pizza guy came tonight.

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Was the dentist talking about Christmas? Lol. I assume not. First time there?

What else are you suppose to say to people who ring your doorbell?
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Postby Tyler » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:25 pm

Evie just left her bed, I found her in the hallway half asleep. She said she wanted a snowman, turned around, and went back to bed.

Before she went to bed we were playing with her Lego snowman Minifigure. She must have had a dream about him
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Postby Tyler » Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:40 pm

Evie has been getting out of bed or calling me to come in there on average 10 times a night before she falls asleep. I now threaten to throw away her candy if it's for a bad reason. Sunday night it was a single piece of Pez.

Tonight I had to go in there because her ear itched. I told her we had to throw away a piece of candy. She calmly walked over to the trash with me and I threw away a yellow swedish fish.
Quietly says "I don't like yellow ones."
"Do you like orange?"
*Sadly nods as I throw it away*
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Postby Tyler » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:37 am

Tyler wrote:Source of the post I now threaten to throw away her candy if it's for a bad reason.

I'm not a bad dad! I swear. I realized after I posted this that someone could read this and assume I was a real @$$hole. A) I am throwing away old candy she isn't even eating. B) here are some examples of why she got out of bed/called me into her room last night in a 60 minute stretch. You be the judge.
1) Laid on a book in bed and it hurt her back (We let her take books to bed to flip through before she falls asleep)
2) Her ear had a scratch (itch)
3) The book cover fell off and she needed me to put it back on
4) Had to go poop. - She knows she is allowed out of her room for this, but she didn't actually go potty when she sat on it for 5 minutes.
5) Needed tape for the 1/4" rip in her book
6) The blankets on her stuff animals were in the wrong order. Had to go zoo print, flower print, cupcake print NOT zoo, cupcake, flower
7) Needed a little snack in bed (bad habit we started)
8) Needed a different book, but not one from her bookshelf, one from baby brother's room
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Postby wags83 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:54 am

Lolz, that's hilarious.
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Postby Tyler » Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:58 pm

The internet cut out last night at 2:30am. How do I know this? Evie woke up screaming because the Google Home in her room stopped playing ocean sounds. We got her old sound machine out and turned on ocean sounds for that. NO!!! It has to be the Google sounds! All ocean sounds are not created equally I guess.

Luckily the internet came back on after 5 mins and she instantly went back to sleep once John Legend started the ocean again. We are raising a bedtime monster. Thank you Corey for moving a Google Home to your guest room the other week when we visited.
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Postby bmyoungs » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:39 pm

Lolz!

Marshall wakes up a couple times a night usually he just says he's scared, or he needs a drink.

He has started singing I'm his sleep which is pretty funny trying to do name that tune with a sleeping toddler.

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Postby Tyler » Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:18 pm

Lol. That's cute. Record him!
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Postby bmyoungs » Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:54 pm

When Marshall gets tantrum mad now he goes into corners and hides. Tonight when I told him to go potty before bed he first tried to hide behind the bathroom door, then pulled the shower mat over his head, then moved the trash can do he could squeeze between the toilet and the sink.

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Postby Tyler » Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:24 pm

bmyoungs wrote:Source of the post When Marshall gets tantrum mad now he goes into corners and hides. Tonight when I told him to go potty before bed he first tried to hide behind the bathroom door, then pulled the shower mat over his head, then moved the trash can do he could squeeze between the toilet and the sink.

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I assume he is still hiding there, because that is some dedication
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Postby Tyler » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:24 pm

I read this page to Evie. She then started naming the colors
Luna, JoJo, Kevin...

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Postby Huss Buss » Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:58 pm

kevin! what color is that
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Postby Tyler » Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:25 pm

Sees cop car
"Are there villains around here?"
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Postby wags83 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:18 am

lol, villains.

JJ has always been obsessed with playing with the dog dishes. He normally just takes the (empty) food dish and waves it around or smacks it on the ground, or sometimes sticks his hand in the water of the other dish. This morning, he figured out that the food dish can fit in the water dish, so he put it in there and splashed water everywhere.
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Postby Tyler » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:35 am

wags83 wrote:Source of the post lol, villains.

JJ has always been obsessed with playing with the dog dishes. He normally just takes the (empty) food dish and waves it around or smacks it on the ground, or sometimes sticks his hand in the water of the other dish. This morning, he figured out that the food dish can fit in the water dish, so he put it in there and splashed water everywhere.

Did you rub his nose in it? Bad JJ! Bad! Get outside.
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Postby Tyler » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:45 am

Yesterday we were at Jocelyn's school doing some work. Evie and I took a break by playing in the gym. The game she wanted to play was I would kick the beach ball. She would sit on the stands until I said "Go get it baseboy" and she would run to the ball, bring it back, return to the bleachers and wait for the command again.
I assume she heard the term "batboy" somewhere. But she would not budge from her seat until I said "baseboy". Eventually she asked me to start calling her the "basegirl".

This went on for 30 minutes.
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Postby cwilkins88 » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:19 pm

Tyler wrote:Source of the post Yesterday we were at Jocelyn's school doing some work. Evie and I took a break by playing in the gym. The game she wanted to play was I would kick the beach ball. She would sit on the stands until I said "Go get it baseboy" and she would run to the ball, bring it back, return to the bleachers and wait for the command again.
I assume she heard the term "batboy" somewhere. But she would not budge from her seat until I said "baseboy". Eventually she asked me to start calling her the "basegirl".

This went on for 30 minutes.


That is hilarious.

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