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Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:57 pm
by Tyler
A lot of us are parents here. Use this thread to post any funny stories. I'll laugh no matter what so your post feels validated.

Evie (3.5 next week) used a public bathroom bathroom today and Jocelyn took her. She made mom line the seat with toilet paper because "dad puts paper on it for me". Jocelyn later asked me what that's about and I had to explain every guy toilet seat ever has piss on it so I always wipe it off first. I don't line the seat, but I wipe. Evie thought that was just a thing you did when you used a foreign toilet, regardless of it being male or female.

The bathroom we used was at a basketball tournament for our niece. Evie has the same appreciation for sports as her parents. As we got out of the car and said "is this the baseball game? I don't want to be outside". Poor Evie, all morning she thought we were going to an outdoor baseball game with 9 degree weather. She also calls any sport with a ball soccer.

Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:58 pm
by wags83
Lol, that's all funny.

We were in church this morning and everything was quiet for a moment, so obviously that's when JJ let out 2 very audible farts. He's 6 months old for those who don't know.

Re: RE: Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:59 pm
by Tyler
wags83 wrote:Lol, that's all funny.

We were in church this morning and everything was quiet for a moment, so obviously that's when JJ let out 2 very audible farts. He's 6 months old for those who don't know.
Did people around you laugh? They better have.

How's he do in church? They have bags of toys there? Our church does with puzzles and colors and such

Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:05 am
by wags83
Tyler wrote:Source of the post Did people around you laugh? They better have.

I didn't notice if they did or not. The people directly around us would have been able to hear it though.
Tyler wrote:Source of the post How's he do in church? They have bags of toys there? Our church does with puzzles and colors and such

There's a cry room that has kids books, but so far he's done pretty good. Usually he's too distracted by the music and stained glass to be fussy.

Re: Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:34 am
by Tyler
I keep a Google doc that I update when Evie does something silly so we can show her it when she's older. Here's one from a couple months ago when it was a random warm winter day and 15 kids were in our yard.

Evie now calls cashews “banana peanuts”. Neighbor kids (that we don’t even know the names of) were outside. Evie brought the peanuts outside and said “friends wook, banana peanuts” and then spilled them all in the grass. Kids looked at her like she was insane.

Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:49 pm
by wags83
LOL!

Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:27 pm
by Huss Buss
Tyler wrote:Source of the post A lot of us are parents here. Use this thread to post any funny stories. I'll laugh no matter what so your post feels validated.

Evie (3.5 next week) used a public bathroom bathroom today and Jocelyn took her. She made mom line the seat with toilet paper because "dad puts paper on it for me". Jocelyn later asked me what that's about and I had to explain every guy toilet seat ever has piss on it so I always wipe it off first. I don't line the seat, but I wipe. Evie thought that was just a thing you did when you used a foreign toilet, regardless of it being male or female.

The bathroom we used was at a basketball tournament for our niece. Evie has the same appreciation for sports as her parents. As we got out of the car and said "is this the baseball game? I don't want to be outside". Poor Evie, all morning she thought we were going to an outdoor baseball game with 9 degree weather. She also calls any sport with a ball soccer.


I think Evie is calling you out with the toilet seat.

hahaha. she'll be athlete yet

Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:30 pm
by Huss Buss
Tyler wrote:Source of the post
wags83 wrote:Lol, that's all funny.

We were in church this morning and everything was quiet for a moment, so obviously that's when JJ let out 2 very audible farts. He's 6 months old for those who don't know.
Did people around you laugh? They better have.

How's he do in church? They have bags of toys there? Our church does with puzzles and colors and such


i would have laughed.. i do it all the time when kids are doing funny things.

We had it in church, where a kid was playing with the car keys and pressing the buttons. So when we come out of church we see a van rear door open, and it was parked on the west road at St. Pats so could easily get hit.

Funny (dumb) kid stories

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:32 pm
by Huss Buss
Tyler wrote:Source of the post I keep a Google doc that I update when Evie does something silly so we can show her it when she's older. Here's one from a couple months ago when it was a random warm winter day and 15 kids were in our yard.

Evie now calls cashews “banana peanuts”. Neighbor kids (that we don’t even know the names of) were outside. Evie brought the peanuts outside and said “friends wook, banana peanuts” and then spilled them all in the grass. Kids looked at her like she was insane.


hahahahaha... great stuff